housewives recap – hi my name is sarah and i rode in on a spaceship…from norcal. {rhoc}

 

sarah: first, i am piffed that i even had to add her thumbnail back to my post. if bravo wants to add drama seek a valid source. this girl did walk straight off a spaceship, but i think any alien would be classified as normal after seeing her performance. norcal is not an excuse. you’re f-ing nuts. sarah + champs = nutso. okay, maybe it is the norcal in you. 

gretchen: her voice coach session was embarrassing and the dog had the right decision by running away. i doubt it was the barely screaming at vicki that made your voice go, you sound sick…idiot. this girl cannot sing and obviously she got bowling confused with going to a ho-down. again, as an ex-bowler i was saddened by her performance, form and choice of outfit yet again. i cannot wait to the reunion when alexis calls out gretchen for going to see tamra in recovery vs. going to see her. on a side note: slade seemed non-douche-baggy at the bowling party. i kinda smiled at the end. i said kinda. 

tamra: the removal of her implants is looking like a big mistake. i think she might regret it, but who knows. i loved her full face of make-up too, yeah right. i still love her though. 

vicki: wow. she deserves an award for remaining calm during the madness sarah brought. the cards brooks gives is cute, i do think he is after her money. that convo at lunch was awkward. vicki, can i please get a rundown of your assets before i move onto tomorrows greeting card?  

alexis: said. the um. aria……………um. adria. OH MY GOODNESS san diego fox 5. give me an effing break. like i said in week one, i am embarrassed to watch any san diego news channel after her performance.  she should so not be involved with anything besides looking cute and wearing an apron. i am usually the first to jump on the dislike jim bandwagon but he was spot on with his one flesh statement. he is just as embarrassed as all us san diegans are to witness his wife on local news. btw. where did he throw her jacket?! so lame.  “no judgment only love” – kristen chenoworth 

GAHH! i am dying watching watch what happens:live. i love me some kristen chenoworth and one of my favs jeana keough.