housewives recap – paging dr. booty {rhoc}

 

sarah: not sure how in the heck she scored a spot on this season, she is not an official cast member but she is brought in to stir things up. did you see what she wore to vicki’s?  hmm. the way the three musketeers skipped into the party was odd. how old are we ladies?

gretchen: i still go back and forth with gretchen. some episodes i love her, like last season when she threw her parents the 40th anniversary surprise. melts my heart. slade is a loser, move on! i love that they start this season off with tamra and gretchen having drinks, can’t wait to see how slade reacts to the bracelet. maybe she will stop calling him babe so much.

tamra: i love this girl. she is sly, savvy and knows how to work the friendship meter. she is so much better without creepy simon, the drama that we will see as the season unfolds should be interesting. one thing i wish tamra would change is her extensions. she brings the drama, which we all love.

vicki: i am so with tamra that it is a little jerry springer that don is still living at their house. i feel for don, i really do. vicki seems happier but will she stop putting work first? i get that you want everything, but obviously that didn’t work out. did i see it right that her new beau brings drama? oh! and i have to say that brianna needs to figure out a diet plan. i know that seems mean but her chins are getting out of control.

alexis: thank you nose gods! you answered a prayer. she finally gets a nose job. i mean what haven’t you had done that the nose had to be last? maybe her muppet like face will go away…probably not. what the heck is up with my local news station offering her a gig? fox i used to watch you, now, i watch nbc instead. why can’t jim pack their lunches? her marriage and fake money bother me. and c’mon, dr. booty!? you consider that a legit gig?