pee u it stinks

I hope none of you are offended by the post or that you make an assumption that I am the worst mother out there. Last Thursday my Mom and I were packing everything up to head to Disneyland for the day with Payton. While I was getting the last minute items together in her baby bag I saw that she had crawled into our dining room. I noticed a mini three musketeers wrapper sitting right by the the tile and just assumed that it had fallen the night before. I see Payton sitting right next to our table and it looks as though she is munching on a Tootsie roll. But then she turns to the side and I look and much to my dismay she was chowing down on a dachshund turd. I am dying at this point. Grabbing her screaming and practically gagging as my Mother is laughing at me. I knew it would eventually happen but really?! Did she have to squish it in her hands and then proceed to put it in her mouth?! The weirdest thing is I did not even see that Delilah had an accident in the house. I am going down as the “best” mother in the world I tell you. Anyway, needless to say it was time we took out her toothbrush and scrubbed her seven pearly whites clean of stinky dog poop. 

  

Yum-MMMM—yyyy!